See exactly what changed in your Meta account, and the plan to fix it.

The Andromeda Audit is 20+ hand-done analyses of your ad account, scored against what Meta's current delivery system actually rewards. A fluff-free PDF in 72 hours. Yours to keep.

Cost
Free
No commitment. Some brands run the plan themselves, some hire me.
Access
Read-only
I can look, never touch
Delivery
72 hours
A PDF with the exact plan to fix what broke
Why results tanked

It's not you. The game changed.

In 2025 Meta replaced the system that decides who sees your ads. It's called Andromeda, and the playbook that built your brand can now work against you. Strategies that were best practice tell the new system to throttle your reach and hand your customers to competitors who adapted.

Still running

Testing campaigns, headline split tests, lookalike audiences, narrow interest targeting, manual bid caps

What it costs

Third-party studies put the dated playbook at −31% ROAS, +28% CPMs, −17% CVR for the average advertiser

What I've seen

+40% Facebook ROAS for an 8-figure haircare brand · −25% CAC in 30 days for a 7-figure snack brand · +100% Meta spend, profitably, for a global fragrance brand

What you get

20+ hand-done analyses that show exactly what broke, and how to fix it.

01
Creative

Creative Format Gap Analysis

Andromeda rewards brands that show up in radically different ways. If too many ads have similar visuals or copy, Meta quietly throttles you. I show you where the gaps are and how to fill them fast.

02
Structure

Campaign Consolidation Score

Audience overlap is punished more than ever. I map the account structure Andromeda wants for your brand, and how far off yours is today.

03
Reach

Reach Suppression Flags

A hidden metric, CPMr, quietly crushes brands whose CPMs look fine. I tell you whether your ads are reaching new buyers or trapped showing the same people the same ads.

How it works

Three steps to your audit.

01

Apply

Sixty seconds. Tell me about the brand and what's going on in the account.

02

Share read-only access

To the ad account. I can look, never touch: no edits, no budget changes, not a dollar spent.

03

Get results in 72 hours

A fluff-free PDF with the exact plan to fix what broke. Optional call to walk through it.

If your account is actually fine, I'll tell you that in writing. About one in ten audits comes back mostly clean.

Request your free Andromeda Audit.

It takes 60 seconds. If you qualify, I'll be in touch to kick off your audit.

  • No commitment
  • Read-only access. I can look, never touch
  • Delivered in 72 hours
  • Your information stays private

Your information stays private.

Application received.

Thanks. I'll review your brand and be in touch to kick off your audit.

FAQ.

Is this a sales pitch?

No. The audit is a standalone deliverable, a PDF you keep, with the exact plan to fix what broke. Some brands run it themselves. Some hire me. Either way, you leave with the answers.

What access do you need?

Read-only access to your Meta ad account. I can look, never touch: I can't edit campaigns, change budgets, or spend a dollar.

What if my account is actually fine?

Then I'll tell you that, in writing. About one in ten audits comes back mostly clean, and those brands leave with confirmation and a couple of quick wins.

How is this different from free automated audits?

Automated tools check yesterday's best practices against a checklist. This is 20+ analyses done by hand, scored against what Andromeda actually rewards, including metrics like CPMr that automated tools don't measure.

Isn't this just normal ad volatility?

Volatility comes and goes in weeks. If your results broke in the last year and haven't recovered no matter what you've changed, that's not volatility, that's a system change. The audit shows you which one you're dealing with.